Participate in 100 games of Diaper Sniper.
Climb 5000 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Participate in 100 games of Corporate Ladder.
Climb 1000 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Participate in 100 games of Smash 'N Grab.
Punch 1000 coins out of other dads.
Climb 500 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Finish a Corporate Ladder game without picking up any coins.
Punch a Diaper Brick out of mid-air.
Eliminate yourself within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.
Eliminate yourself in Diaper Sniper.
Win a Diaper Sniper round by eliminating 3 other dads yourself.
Eliminate another dad within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.
Win 10 times in Sudden Dad Overtime.
Hit 100 other dads by throwing your own baby.
Hit a dad with your own fat baby.
Capture a fat baby.
Win a game of Smash 'N Grab without ever letting go of your baby.
Raise your totem to the top in Totem Toppers.
Lock the doors and deny the capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.
Deny the capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.
Hit 3 other dads with a single punch.
Capture a baby from three different teams in a single round.
Capture a baby within 2 seconds of spawning.
Hit a dad with his own skull.
Hit a dad with his own baby.
